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  • mom:

    hey wanna hear something funny

  • me:

    sure

  • mom:

    you know what the difference between you and a calendar is

  • me:

    no

  • mom:

    a calender actually has dates

  • me:

  • mom:

  • me:

  • mom:

  • me:

    i know

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samalame: Took me a second.

samalame:

Took me a second.

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gloria1521: so true..

gloria1521:

so true..

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fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook: that does explain the quality of Twilight’s writing.

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

that does explain the quality of Twilight’s writing.

Source: idiotsonfb
Notes: 2032 1/29/12 — 9:14am Filed under: #suuuch a win 

welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

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pinkseifuku:

omg

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tyleroakley: I hope someday Social Media students will study this interaction.

tyleroakley:

I hope someday Social Media students will study this interaction.

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High-res Notes: 47849 1/29/12 — 3:42am Filed under: #hahahahah 

hellokittychainsaw:

what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school

bison

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protagonisms:

Martin Luther King Day: The Movie

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